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Did ya hear about the fat painter?
He went to the store to get thinner!
What did the jigsaw puzzle's tombstone say? Rest in Pieces!
Why did the lion spit out the clown? He tasted funny!
A boy stayed up all night wondering where the sun went when it set, know what happend?
It finally dawned on him!
Why couldn't the dwarf pony talk?
Because it was a little hoarse!
Why couldn't the olympic runner listen to music?
He kept breaking his records!
How did Batman's son get admitted to the baseball game for free?
He said he was Bat Boy!
Why couldn't the guy drive his car?
Because it was a stick!
What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?
Wheeee!!
What happens when a cow sits on a poisonous spiny cat?
The cattle die.
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